Who am I...

Hello all...
If you are reading this then you are either bored or desperate. Its ok...so am I.
I go by the name of P.Review as my orignial intention was to be a bathroom critic and review toilets in restaurants across Mumbai... I ACTUALLY sent a mail to the press asking them for this job and nobody replied. They thought it was a joke..well screw them...i hereby declare to wholly review any random crap that i can..bathrooms,movies,songs,mcdonalds toys, sandwichwallas...anything..so till i actually review ill show you what a bathroom critic is all about..below is the mail I sent to the press..read it and see what im about...


Bathroom Critic

This is not a joke im serious!!!Im definitely sure people will read this.
And the name below has been changed to protect my identity.

Dear Mid-Day,

I Go-Pee Shah would like to write a weekly column criticizing various bathrooms across the city. I feel that restaurants should not merely be judged on their service, food, ambience etc. I feel the bathroom too plays an essential role in the enhancing the atmosphere of a restaurant. I feel in case anybody gets a sudden urge during his meal and he rushes to the bathroom, he should have a lovely time in side instead of taking a leak in a smelly dump where the water refuses to move out of the tap. Yesterday I had gone to a nice little restaurant in the suburbs (name held to withhold personal feelings).I ate quite a nice meal and after I was done I went for my complementary visit to the bathroom. I was appalled to see the state of what I call the “liquid lounge”. There was a very low ceiling and the pot was slightly dirty. It was claustrophobic inside and I felt dismayed at the shadiness of the bathroom of such an exquisite restaurant. I shall be a proper critic in judging bathrooms, on their décor, ambience, and beauty, water capacity etc. If people can criticize food, movies and music then why not bathrooms. Bathrooms are the small places that give us tiny feelings of relief and happiness. It is here that a person can relax for a few seconds. Many a times all of us have come under this circumstance that we are on the road and we do not know where to go incase we have to pee. It is at this moment that I feel I should step up and enlighten the people and let them know where they can go in case of an emergency. I will be really grateful if you give me this opportunity to flush out the ignorance from the citizen’s head and help them when it can’t be controlled.

Thanking you,
Go-Pee Shah

Ps: Here is my rating.
*- Id rather die controlling
**- I think I need a gas mask and speed for this one
***- Hey it’s not that bad!
****- Oh this is gonna be nice and relaxing
*****- You can leave the restaurant, I am staying here forever.